I put this video on YouTube a couple of years ago and got all sorts of irate comments from would-be feminists.
Well, I think it's funny. And boo sucks to all those who don't.
You are my visitor number
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Monday, June 01, 2009
@@ COMPUTER ONE LINERS @@
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue (I know this one!)
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Double your drive space - delete Windows!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Is reading in the bathroom consider multi-faceted ?
Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...
Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk...
Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...
Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
'Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.'
'.... now touch these wires to your tongue!'
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!
RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!
Computers are only human.
This time it will surely run.
I just found the last bug.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
It's redundant! It's redundant!
Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.
The programmer's nat'l anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must
be the process of putting them in. -Dykstra
Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro...
Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory...
Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons (alternatively: free-range electrons).
Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx *
My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
Good programming is 98% sweat, 1% coffee, and 1% Ongbun.
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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Les nouvelles béatitudes 1 & 2
Heureux les imbéciles, car ils seront normés
Heureux les intolérants, car ils seront légiférés
